Un p'tit sourire
Non, je ne suis pas morte.
Oui, je sais que je me suis faite rare dernièrement. Mais j'écrirai très bientôt inchalah (je suis en pleins concours, je vous raconterai)
En attendant, il s'en passe des choses dans le monde, et notamment à la Maison Blanche où le plus célèbre idiot du village et sa marionettiste semblent avior de légers problèmes de communication... Enjoy!
George W Bush and Condoleeza Rice are having a meeting... read on.
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Tell me all about it.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The main man in China!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you, Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you, or will you not, tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was dead in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars.
posted by meriem @ 10:50 AM
9 Comments:
Bon Courage pour le concours, ALLAH MAAK
Vraiment trés cool.
loool
on dirait du raymond devos..
hahaha c'est bien bush ça :))
George lors de sa compagne electoral
journaliste : vous conaissez taliban ?
George : yes, c'est un groupe musical c'est ça !!!
Hihihi très drôle !!! Tous mes voeux de réussite pour tes concours !!
Cela vaut son pesant en Juste LeBlanc!
Bonne chance pour les concours, c'est bientôt fini.
Pour se détendre en attendant, un petit KESKECEQUOIDONC deuxième édition chez moi :))
Réponse express... pas mal, mais non :)) aller... faut rejouer !!
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